July 28 2014, 2am


if I was a monsterboy/monstergirl/monsterperson, what kind do you think I would be?


(Source: toastradamus)


July 27 2014, 11pm


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.


fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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July 27 2014, 11pm


nearvevo:

Fuck dictionaries, fuck scientists, I, a 14-year-old, tumblr-educated, white, middle class piece of shit with bad grades, am the real expert here and you are wrong because I say so.

(Source: uebercharge)


July 27 2014, 11pm


notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point